Tread softly, lest ye drown in the depths of my insanity........

Well my faithful readers, it has been a while since my last post but i guarantee you the wait has been worth it. I am now back with a new post. Those of you who read AI would have seen his touching post of dedications. Well, I have come up with something similar though not quite the same. So here is to all my faithful readers.

Be Warned: The following post may cause lack of oxygen to brain due to severe laughing fits. I am not responsible for collapsed lungs, heart attacks or reopened hernias. HOwever, rest assured, if you do die, you will die happy!! Read on ye all..

For Hems:

There once was a girl called vani
Jo thi hems ki dil ki rani
So one can see, why he wasnt too pleased
When she ran off with Abhinay Ramani

For Nemesis:

There once was a silly lil twit
A greek nemesis with some wit
She lived in b'lore and jumped off the 10th floor
When she realised she was doin English Lit.

For AI:

There once was a boy called Lean Dude
So called coz he didnt each much food
He took all the gals and called them best friends
So we took chicken soup and threw it on him
Coz he WAS being kinda rude

There was once a mad guy in leeds
Who intro'd divi to a guy who smoked weed
They hit it off, and ppl started to coff
Coz AI was a lean dick indeed

For Angel and Blues:

There were 2 girls called angel and blues
Wot their real name was, i hadnt a clue
I set them up,but both were straight babes
And so all they did was hit me with shoes

For M:

I once had a cousin called Minnie
Who was a big fan of Winnie
I joked winnie was pooh and it was raining golden streams
So she smacked me and called me a meanie

(For explaination of golden streams joke, pls refer to earlier post called Rude, Very Rude)

For Rhea:

There once was a girl called Rhea
Who thot porn na dekha to nahin jiya
So she unwrapped her tape and sat mouth agape
But saw it and thot, "yeh maine kyun kiya?"

For Priya:

There once was a gujju called priya
Usne snakes ko rape karke liya (i.e. snacks ko wrap)
But the RSPCA, came and took her away
And said, "ey tame su kari dida?"

For Divi:

I had a friend called Divi
Who called herself spider which was kinda silly
Coz with 8 hairy legs, wot can one do
But go out with someone like Peter Willey

ForMyself:

There was once was a boy called Abhinay
And all he did ever was people annoy
So his friends screwed his life, and got him a wife
Whose name was Alisha Chenoy

More limericks about people in Neuro's college to go into the
Dontlook Magazine :

There was a bengali called Suman
Who married what he thot was a woman
On their honeymoon, he suddenly swooned
As he realised that "she" was a he-man

Girls i no longer find scary
Coz one of them i will eventually marry
And then she will see, that though i have a degree
All i really have is a vada pav ka laari

There was once a mallu called Nesil
Who married a girl called Cecil
They said their i do's and their life was happy
Till one day she smacked him with a pestle

There was once a girl called minx
So small she wud have baths in sinks
She trained to be a journo,
but that was such a bore no?
So she said, " damn this degree stinks"

There once was a girl called dimple
Who was but a giant big pimple
But now that she's old, she's started to fold
And now she looks like a more like a wrinkle

There once was a girl called vaishali
Every morning she used to sing some qawalli
Until one day, her neighbour came to say
U sound worse than banging on an empty thali

There once was a girl called Pragyan
Whose sole purpose in life was to bug ya
She bugged away, until one fine day
Hems said"shut up, or i'll kill ya"

Well, I hope you enjoyed that. All ye people out there who I failed to dedicate any limericks to, if you leave me your names, I will try to come up with some :D . While i understand that if you actually want me to write silly limericks about you, you must be going nuts, all those who read my blog are nuts anyways!! I await your comments. Till next time, good night.