Tread softly, lest ye drown in the depths of my insanity........

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (evil sarcastic laff)...wot did i say?? wot DID i say??? ::sigh:: surprise surprise, hemant IS'NT over her just yet..he gets 2 offline messages from her and tells me ( we were chatting on msn at the time) he is weak in the knees again.."NOOO", he sez.."this cant b happening"..ah well....when i warned him in my infinite wisdom (cough cough) it aint gonna b over quite so eaasy he refused to believe me..i rest my case..as does dawn i am sure...he he he...and i assure you, i dont write it in hindi on purpose...well, i do write it in hindi on purpose coz sounds better to me..but the purpose isnt to make sure u dont read it..he he ;) though to b honest, dont think that one needed much translation..poooompff means the same thing in most languages!!! ha ha ha...lucky you with the sunshine..is pissin it down here again..typical...is like the big man up there is playin a cruel april fool's joke on us..gave us one day of sunshine yesterday and now this..sigh..is prob a good thing in a perverse way though..coz have started my project write-up now and crappy weather keeps me indoors and hence working..

spoke to mom today...she had a party yest for all her students..apparently they didnt do justice to the food..there were leftovers..LEFTOVERS???????????? when my mom cooked??? u hear that hemant?? insult i tell u...terrible insult..my nani (grandmom on mother's side..translation for dawn's sake :D ) and us were musing over the good old days when u lot came over to eat at my place and let alone leftovers, there was no food left for my parents and bro and so mom axully had to cook again..HA HA HA ...aaah..now that is doing true justice to the food eh hems..he he he..and U IDIOT...i reminded u when i met u in the morn that mom was havin the do and rahul was going..and HE MISSED IT....got the days mixed up...come on man..ur brother missed it??????? how cud u do this..terrible..u of all people...he has missed out on a part of his life now..lol!! knoing him and you though, am sure he will b shameless enough to reinvite himself another day..lol!!! :D

and to end with some words of genius..me and hems seem to be coming up with some genuine gems last few days and here is another one:

And the panic starts to creep in again... Right about... NOW!! says: i AM gonna fight the feeling... i will find temporary respite.. one day at a time... and i dont care if its kills me.. i will get over this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The hols are here..(http://the-xcentric.blogspot.com) says:
yeh
The hols are here..(http://the-xcentric.blogspot.com) says:
well
The hols are here..(http://the-xcentric.blogspot.com) says:
if it kills u
The hols are here..(http://the-xcentric.blogspot.com) says:
u will def be over it
The hols are here..(http://the-xcentric.blogspot.com) says:
LOL
The hols are here..(http://the-xcentric.blogspot.com) says:
:D
And the panic starts to creep in again... Right about... NOW!! says: :S

this lil affair of his really has raised our intellect to a whole new level...he he he he..

and dammit, this has turned out to be another essay..me is begginin to think i shudda done my degree in a course like 'Blabbing without purpose incessantly and finding amusement in the most mundane activities and living life through a haze of silly laffs and dripping sarcasm and in constant amazement that people will read and believe almost nething blatantly untrue yet will look at you like some sort of freak if you mention that the sun rises in the east'...........as can be seen form the above statement, i wud clearly have aced it...HA HA HA !!!!! dunno y but am in a surprisingly eloquent mood today..must b the half botte of JD..HA HA HA HA HA...rite...well, i think this is a good point to leave it eh.. ;)