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The varied shades of life...That lie twixt black and white The many paths we take...Between birth and death 
Wednesday, January 12, 2005
A tribute to Celine Dion
Sorry dear Mrs. Dion,
As you all know, i have not posted in ages. That was simply because it was christmas and new yr weekends and also, i was studying for my exams. Exams start tomorrow and so my head is just full of highly uninterestin facts which i shall not espouse here 
I did however, remember this from ages ago. This is something Neuro and I came up with in the good old days back in school when we used to write a spoof magazine. Still makes me laugh my head off. Oh,and wish me luck. First exam at 9 AM tomorrow..  Well, have done all my revision so hopefully, it should go well. Next one not until next week so can have some peace after tomorrow morning. Till we meet again, yenjaaaaiiiii!!!!
In the memory of those who smelt it... and now are in their Heavenly abode...This is also dedicated to his legendry CH4 which, after departing from the first bench, cut many a budding life short. Sing along to the tune of"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Whatshername?? Everyday in my class I see you... I fear you That is how I hate you.. (Dont) go onnnnnn.. Far across the classroom And the benches between us You have come to kill me... (Dont) go onnn... Yooooou'll f*rrrrrt... Where ever you are... And I know that you're fa*t will go on... Onnnnnnce morrrrrre... You open that **** <--- (Rhymes with "goal") And its here in the classroom And the fa*t does... Go onnn and ooooonnnn... You can fa*t just time But it last lasts for a life time And the stink ne'er goes till... We're gonnnne (To heaven) Pain was when I smelt you All the time... I hate you In my life... the stink will Go on... Near ... Faaaaaaar... Where ever you are... I believe the fa*t does... Go onnnnn... Once morrrrre... you open that **** <--- (Rhymes with "goal") And its here in the classroom And the fa*t does.. Go onnn... You're Heeeeeeeeere... What more could I fear...? And I know that your fa*t will.. Go onnn... The smellll's gonna stay... Forever this way... And it's here in the classroom And the fart will go onnn... AAAAANNNND ONNNNN!!! [Bows] Thank you... Thank you very much! Daily Blabber © 1999 X! Posted By Abhinay | 7:17 pm | | 
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