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  Saturday, February 26, 2005
He He He He He He 

Mua: i leave offies and even made a damn intl call...yet no apologies
Mua: tch tch
Mua: kya zamaana aa gaya hai
Friend: u made a call?
Mua: lol..yeh
Friend: Abhi, i dint get it!
Neuro: i left a dozen comments for the same post... and got told that i have no sense of humour
Friend: when?
Mua: well, u accepted it kyunki connect ho gaya
Mua: but was only bckground noise
Mua: so u musta sat on it and accepted it lol
Mua: so i hung up... no sense talkin to ur rear end
Neuro:
Neuro:
Neuro:
Mua: nice as it may be
Mua:
Neuro: x 100
Friend: sheesh
Neuro: blaadi sexist comment!
Mua: oye khepte, me thinks this shud go on blog
Friend: u boys r vulgar
Neuro: abhinay is!
Mua: sigh
Friend: excuse me
Friend: yes he is
Neuro: it shud!
Mua: here i am praising ur delightful bottom and u gaali me
Friend: totally unsubtle
Friend: isn’t that right Nem?
Neuro:
Mua:
Neuro: yea... trust Nem to go to the “bottom” of this
Mua:
Friend:

PS: This is amusing..Trying to explain above scenario to Ideas Aunty.


Ideas Aunty: have to tell u...i cant figure out this post at all
Ideas Aunty: but i absolutely love the look of ur blog as usual
Mua:
Mua: was simply a stupid post..found it amusing so stuck it on
Ideas Aunty: uh......duhhh i didnt get the jokes....sorry
Mua: lol..ok..basically, i called her to wish her on her bday
Ideas Aunty: okeeee
Mua: and the call was answered but cud only here background noise
Mua: so i assumed she sat on it and hence the call was accepted
Mua: hence y i said" i hung up coz not much point talking to her rear end", as luvly as it may be
Mua:
Ideas Aunty: hehehehehehheeh..ur a nut
Mua: finally she gets the joke..and realises i am a nut..sheesh
Mua: and obv, neuro talkin abt nem gettin to the "bottom" of it was another stupid pun
Ideas Aunty: hehehehehe
Ideas Aunty: cant help it...i missed ur 'ass'-umption
Ideas Aunty:
Mua:
Mua: hits head against wall..
Mua: that was as bad as ours
Mua: infact, so bad, i mite be tempted to put it up as a PS to the posht
Ideas Aunty: well if ur badshah of nutcases, i'm queen of pjs
Mua:
Mua: queen of pajamas??magar tum to mini-ishkart mein ghoom reli ho
Ideas Aunty: huh-huh-huh....that was soooooooooo lame
Ideas Aunty: i'm limping
Mua: hehehe..u silly woman
Mua: if my joke was lame, then i shud be limping, not you
Ideas Aunty:


PPS: Another hilarious discourse...


Mua: u need someone like george clooney unkaal
Ideas Aunty: naa.....richard gere perhaps
Ideas Aunty: or closer home..rahul bose
Mua: hmm
Ideas Aunty:
Mua: bose unkaal got quite a nice bottom apparently :P
Mua: english august dekha?
Ideas Aunty: nope
Ideas Aunty: but i saw the butt in split wide open
Ideas Aunty: yeccchh...that sounds awful
Ideas Aunty: eek eek eek
Mua:
Mua:
Ideas Aunty:
Mua: o man..fabulous
Mua: mite stick that on as well
Ideas Aunty: i will kill u if that comes on the blog
Ideas Aunty: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Disclaimer: In case Ideas Aunty wants to kill me, proof that I was simblee respecting her wishes..

Mua: areyyy..wont give ur name out
Mua: will just say "friend"
Ideas Aunty: hmph...my ego is bigger than my embarassment
Ideas Aunty: now i insist if u use my jokes...be sure to mention the source too
Mua: ..very well, if you say so

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